all right, tito, what's the problem? i'm pissed off, that's all. what, the bike? i saw the bike. i can understand that. oh, yeah, right. like you know. well, yeah, i know. i mean, i can understand. listen, let me try to explain something to you. your grandmother did the right thing. see, she couldn't let you keep that bike. 'cause if she let you keep that bike, it's like saying whatever your father did to get the money to buy the bike is o.k. understand? and, uh, she can't do that because, well, what your father does-- he does bad things. so do you. well, i mean, it might look like that to you 'cause you're a little kid, i mean, there's a big difference between your father and me. yeah? what? well, for one thing, i don't make a living off other people's misery. you don't? no. i'm a businessman. you're a slumlord.

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what is this? you're selling these to the tenants, right? no, i'm not selling them. tito, put that down. 2-e, 2-e. leotha, take over. i'm giving every one of the tenants one of these. that's why i wanted you to come by and witness this. you know, you could pass the word to judge stoneface. well, the heaters are a good start. understanding, of course, that if you hadn't run the building into the ground in the first place, this wouldn't even be necessary. i'm taking care of the problem. that's what i'm supposed to do. well, it's more of a gesture, not a solution. look, i'm not looking for the medal of honor, ok? i just think it would be nice if, for once, you could acknowledge i'm not a total jerk. is that hard? well, you're not. and it is nice. it is, isn't it? all right, let me finish. all right, let's go. next. get in line! [brakes squeal] wait a minute. hey! hey! get away from there!

put that stuff dn. put that stuff down, i said! get out! what do you think you're doing? the boiler broke, so i had-- what are you, an expert on boilers now? huh? it's broken when a qualified technician says it is. i'll send over a qualified technician! but we're freezing inside. we? we! how many times do i have to tell you? it us and them. you think i wouldn't find out about this? you used the company credit card! they called for authorization! that crap belongs to me! i want it on the truck. now! mr. kritski! you're interfering with mr. krits's compliance with a court order. i know what the court order says. within 120 days. a lot can happen in 120 days! like spring. you don't need heat in spring, counselor. let me explain something to you, son. you fix this place up on monday, friday, it's back to where it was. you fix the plumbing, they put chicken bones down the toilet. you fix toilet, i'll disown you.

one toilet, you're out of the will. give me that, buckwheat! who you calling buckwheat? come on, pop, let him have it. it's mine! it's his. i paid for them! i'll pay for everything, then, o.k.? i'll pay for it. i'm gonna put in a new boiler, too. you can get your guy to come down here and do it, then i'll find somebody to put it in. can't you just let me handle this myself. let me do this, huh? please, pop, go home. they brainwashed you, like patty hearst. what's next? you going to bring them to disney world? pop. don't call me pop. i don't recognize you anymore. you're not my son! you're breing my heart! come on. you got to carry these things

if you want them. wait, wait, wait. careful there, now. [excited shouting] hey, thanks. this is fresh. i know that must have been a hard thing for you to do. you want to come up to my apartment and keep me warm? nothing weird first time. you know, man on top. you don't need me. i think you're hot enough for the both of us. i knew it, i knew it. ♪ can't touch this ♪ my, my, my, my music hits me so hard ♪ ♪ makes me say oh, my lord ♪ ♪ thank you for blessing me ♪ ♪ with a mind to rhyme and 2 hot feet ♪ ♪ feels good when you know you're down ♪ ♪ a super dope homeboy from the oaktown ♪ ♪ and i'm known as such ♪ and this is a beat, uh, you can't touch ♪ ♪ told ya, homeboy ♪ can't touch this ♪ yeah, that's how we livin' and you know ♪

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but i didn't know. i think you should come, otherwise you're gonna look like an antisocial or something. i'm in the middle of this puzzle. i love to do these, you know? i have a couple of other things that i have to do. i'm busy, you know, so, uh, maybe later. i don't know. you know, i don't like dancing and stuff, so... maybe later. thanks. o.k. ♪ yeah, u can't touch this ♪ ♪ you can't touch this ♪ you can't touch this ♪ my, my, my, my music hits me so hard ♪ ♪ makes me say oh, my lord ♪ ♪ thank you for blessing me ♪ ♪ with a mind to rhyme and a too hype beat that's good ♪ ♪ when you know you're down ♪ ♪ a superdope homeboy from the oaktown ♪ ♪ and i'm known, as such ♪ and this is a beat, boy, you can't touch ♪

♪ i told you, homeboy ♪ you can't touch this ♪ yeah, that's how we're livin' and you know ♪ ♪ you can't touch this ♪ look in my eyes, man ♪ you can't touch this ♪ you know, let me bust the funky lyrics ♪ ♪ fresh new kicks and pants ♪ ♪ you got it like that, now you know you wanna dance ♪ ♪ so move out of your seat ♪ ♪ and get a fly girl and catch this beat ♪ ♪ while it's rollin' hold on, pump a little bit ♪ ♪ and let me know what's goin' on like that ♪ ♪ like that cold on a mission so pull on back... ♪ [telephone rings] hello? louie: yo, bensinger. kritski? yeah. i just thought i'd call you and see how you're making out. where are you? i'm--i'm having a hard time hearing you. i'm at a party... with some of the brothers, you know, gettin' down with our nasty selves. did i hear you say a party? yeah. mr. kritski, you know you're not supposed to leave the building. i haven't left the building. what are you talkin' about? i'm downstairs with some of my neighbors. really? yeah. well, that's very uplifting, mr. kritski.

does this mean you finally realize you have to bring the building up to code? oh, yeah, you know. i mean, this is how things start, right? firsnail. first toggle bolt. first--ahem--screw. most things. yeah. look, miss bensinger, i don't want to promise you any miracles or anything, but i had some great ideas, you know, and, uh, i thought maybe you would, uh... li to come over and check them out. kritski, are you asking me to come over to your place? well, yeah, i mean, you're supposed to check up on me anyway, right? if you want me to come over and see you, why don't you just...ask me? all right, come on over and see me. can't do it. i was in court all day. i didn't even make it into the office. i'm beat. well, i'll call you another time. good night. bye, louie. ♪ makes me say, oh, my lord ♪ ♪ thank you for blessing me ♪ ♪ with a mind to rhyme and a too hype beat ♪ ♪ that's good ♪ when you know you're down ♪ ♪ a superdope homeboy from the oaktown ♪ ♪ and i'm known... watch out! here i come!

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you kidding? no, i'm not kidding. pack up your stuff. let's get out of here. come on. this is great! don't stand there like a statue. you're home. let's go! come on! you want to wait here? are you kidding? no. hurry up. i'll wait for you downstairs. hurry up, louie, will you? [toilet sprays water] oh, oh! god! ychh!

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well, well, well. and where is the prince of whiteness sneaking off to? i'm out of here, leotha. what? that's it, i'm sprung. i'm going back to civilization. i'm going home. hey...leotha! yeah? check this out. [laughing] james brown, move over. hey...do me a favor. yeah? tell the kid i said goodbye. o.k., i will. louie, come on. hurry.

let's get out of here. let's go. what, are we in a race? i don't want to be around this dump more than i have to. come on. move it. get in the car. come on, get in the car. who'd you bribe today? i didn't bribe anybody today. i went to the bensinger woman. you went to see naomi? yeah, yeah, yeah. i told her, "take on big louie, you're in trouble." she got the message. you went to the office? yeah. today? yeah. what are you doing? get your foot off the brake. all ght, what's going on? what do you mean? what are you doing? what's going on? naomi wasn't in herffice all day. look, you're n involved. it's just the roof. it's not going to be a big fire. jesus, pop. a fire? louie, come on. there's people in there! it doesn't take much to condemn a building. louie, come back! what's wrong with you? louie! it'll just be the roof!

the city'll close the building, and you can come home! louie! louie, listen to me. louie, come back here. louie, come here! louie! louie, don't go in there. louie, i didn't know what to do! come back here! louie... louie, listen... louie, don't run away. you listen to me. louie, come here, will you? louie! louie! hey. put that down. put it down. there's not going to be a fire. you must be junior. well, junior, your old man over there paid me a lot of money to light this place up, and that's what i'm gonna do. no. nobody's burning my building, understand? understand? nobody's going to burn my building. i'm not an arsonist and neither are you. i'll throw you right off this roof.

yeah, you and who else? me. me, too. me, too. what do you want to do? i already got my money. and i'm keeping it. you don't understand. i got scared. i didn't want to lose you to these... these--these what? they're people look at them. human beings. not animals, pop. you don't burn somebody out of their home just because everything's not going your way. you gave me this building. it's mine, remember? i'm gonna run it the way i think it should be run.

pop. pop, wait. pop, wait. i'm out of here. wait, pop. pop, wait. wait, wait. wait. you can't do that. don't you understand? huh? n't you understand? there's kids up there. people live here. i mean, anything can happen. those things get out of control. i don't want my father to do that. i didn't mean to embarrass you upstairs, but i didn't know what to do. what do you expect me to do? you just don't stop.

louie. if you need me... thanks, pop.

feels good, don't it? what? being your own man. let's go. we got a lot of things to do up there. would you believe i actually had to turn the heat down last night? this place hasn't been painted since i moved in. the little son of a gun actually painted the hallway. fresh paint, new curtains. i can't believe it. yeah. my oven's working. girl, my cousin's moving in ne week.

hey, look at this, man. they all came to say goodbye. yeah, marlon, i'm sure it's breaking their hearts. hey, tito, off that bike. hey, don't worry, kritski. i'm not gonna tell anybody you bought me the bike. hey, look how nice. you all got together. you should do this every month. this way i can get my rent all at once. we all just want to make sure you're leaving. i have just one thing to say. i want to say one thing, too. let's keep it short and sweet--good-bye. my sink is broken. it's not my problem anymore. you'll have to give those probms to your new super. oh, marlon, hey. all right. all right? come on. i got to go. i don't believe it! my car! marlon, you shouldn't have. oh, boy. i can't believe it. it's a miracle. where did you get all the original parts and everything? well, i guess when

you put your mind into something... you know, everybody's been so nice, giving my car back, i'm almost sad to leave. anyway, uh...thanks. [all talking at once] [revs engine] marlon! marlon! who the hell took my car? louie: ♪ gimme the rent ♪ the rent, the rent, the rent, the rent ♪